superflyBABY DADDIES
-BY Neo Blaqness

HIM:  “What’s up lil mama. U fine as hell. U thicka den a snicka. Do fries go wit dat shake? Just sayin… dayum.”

HER:  “Scuse me?”

HIM:  “Naw baby scuse me for not bending at yo feet and kissin those pretty toes. I would drank ur bathwater.”

HER:  “Now dat’s betta. You soundin like a real mans now.”

HIM:  “Sheee it baby I’m 10 inches all real mans.”

HER:  “Is dat ryt?”

HIM:  “Dat ryt and um really feelin u. U working da doo, the nails, a sistah got cookin skills, sexy as f*ck and I see u got it together with ur car and a job. My kinda strong sistah.”

HER:  “Yeah I take care of myself. and I sho nuff know how to take care of my mans.”

HIM:  “I bet u can. I like to take care of u to baby cuz dat azz ain’t nuttin but da truth. Can u make it clap?”

HER:  “You trying to kind out?”

HIM:  “U know I am baby. Won’t u buy that ticket so I can come see u?”

HER:  “I don’t know. My money kinda funny for a couple weeks but you be  looking good and sounding good so we just gone have to see.”

HIM:  “That’s cool, that’s cool.”

HER:  “So what’s your name sexy?”

HIM:  “Lemme catch u in a lil bit? I’m late for work.”

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HIM:  “What’s up lil mama. U fine as hell. U thicka den a snicka. Do fries go wit dat shake? Just sayin… dayum.”