BABY DADDIES
-BY Neo Blaqness
HIM: “What’s up lil mama. U fine as hell. U thicka den a snicka. Do fries go wit dat shake? Just sayin… dayum.”
HER: “Scuse me?”
HIM: “Naw baby scuse me for not bending at yo feet and kissin those pretty toes. I would drank ur bathwater.”
HER: “Now dat’s betta. You soundin like a real mans now.”
HIM: “Sheee it baby I’m 10 inches all real mans.”
HER: “Is dat ryt?”
HIM: “Dat ryt and um really feelin u. U working da doo, the nails, a sistah got cookin skills, sexy as f*ck and I see u got it together with ur car and a job. My kinda strong sistah.”
HER: “Yeah I take care of myself. and I sho nuff know how to take care of my mans.”
HIM: “I bet u can. I like to take care of u to baby cuz dat azz ain’t nuttin but da truth. Can u make it clap?”
HER: “You trying to kind out?”
HIM: “U know I am baby. Won’t u buy that ticket so I can come see u?”
HER: “I don’t know. My money kinda funny for a couple weeks but you be looking good and sounding good so we just gone have to see.”
HIM: “That’s cool, that’s cool.”
HER: “So what’s your name sexy?”
HIM: “Lemme catch u in a lil bit? I’m late for work.”
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HIM: “What’s up lil mama. U fine as hell. U thicka den a snicka. Do fries go wit dat shake? Just sayin… dayum.”